you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
Can’t wait until Friday to give out my Christmas favors.
perks of being short
- ur automatically cute by default
- very portable, people carry u places
- rly rad nicknames
cons of being short
- u cant reach anything
- not so rad nicknames
- people use u as an armrest sometimes
perks of being tall
- u can reach things
- u can boop people on their head
- u get to use people as armrests
cons of being tall
- ur basically a portable landmark
- people use u to hide from the sun
- u can’t hide from anyone
RYAN HAYWOOD RUINED MY LIFE PASS IT ON
Welcome to Next Gen Gaming
Here’s something fun to try: Turn up your microphone’s volume all the way, play an online match, yell out “XBOX OFF!” as loud as you can for other people’s systems to hear your voice
You win. By default. Every time.
The only reason to buy an Xbone
My drawing teachers likes us to do ten minute quick doodles in our sketchbooks. So I did just that and drew a Casual/CreativeMode!Creeper Gavin Free. X)
some guy in the sa weird fanart thread wanted “sexy pictures of advil” because he “bet his friend” that it didnt exist. im pretty sure he wants to fuck advil. heres to you, you advil fucker
youre welcome aspirin fucker
now you know how people with glasses see.
WOAH is this how it really is?
YES THIS IS VERY ACCURATE
I wear glasses and I approve this